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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – During the penalty phase of her trial, Jodi Arias begs the jury to spare her life. She displays to them a t-shirt she designed, and states that if they will sentence her to life in prison instead of death, she will sell them her new product at a 20% discount plus shipping and handling.