BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Prince William and Kate Middleton became parents of an 8 lb. 6 ounce baby boy late Monday afternoon at St. Mary’s Hospital. Gambling was very brisk in Great Britain, as millions of dollars exchanged hands betting on the gender of the child. The next wave of wagers have already begun, as many people are betting on the exact day when the future king will take his first steps. And even more bets will be made trying to predict the first day he upholds the national tradition of public displaying the common British physical feature of yellow crooked teeth.