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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC chairman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, states that people are being entirely too critical and judgmental of the scandals created by Anthony Wiener, Eliot Spitzer, and Bob Filner. She explained that voters should not be discouraged from supporting them, just because they have a healthy sex drive.