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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – To the surprise and anger of many women across the nation, Mayor Bob Filner leaves his behavioral treatment early regarding sexual harassment, stating that he feels it was very successful. He acknowledged that he will continue to grope women, but he promises that he’ll enjoy it a lot less.