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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to their anti-violence stance, and pressure from people representing animals that are preyed upon by predatory animals in Africa, PETA wants all lions arrested if they are caught “stalking”. They explained, that since stalking is legally defined in regards to humans as, “behaviors related to harassment and intimidation and may include following the victim in person or monitoring them”, animals preyed upon by carnivores should be given the exact same rights. PETA has now began setting up offices all over Africa, so at the very least, zebras and wildebeests can file restraining orders against any lion that has a reputation of indiscriminately committing violent acts, or being aggressive without justifiable provocation.