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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – The skeleton of an ancient aristocratic woman whose head was warped into a deformed, pointy shape has been unearthed in a necropolis in France. Paleontologists believe she eventually left Europe, moved to the western part of the United States, and was the inspiration for the creation of the ten gallon hat.