BREAKING NEWS – The ACLU and NOW (National Organization of Women) continue to prepare their documents for their court battle against the N.F.L. They allege that the N.F.L. is guilty of gender discrimination, because it is a myth that men are stronger and tougher than women. Both of them plan to submit medical documents that they feel prove that women have a high tolerance for pain, and should be allowed to play in the N.F.L, even up until they are six months pregnant. To insure some protection for women while they’re on the field with a child in their womb, they have already submitted ideas to several sporting goods corporations, encouraging them to design a light and durable padded maternity top.