BREAKING NEWS – Sofia, Bulgaria – Over fifty men were photographed diving into the icy waters of a lake to catch a cross as part of Epiphany Day celebrations. It is believed that the first man to grab the crucifix, thrown into the water by an Eastern Orthodox priest, will be healthy throughout the year. Most of the men that didn’t grab the cross were promptly excommunicated from their church when they return to the shore, because the frigid water and nearing freezing temperatures have them shivering so much, that they openly wish they were temporarily in hell, just to warm up.
