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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea’s state media confirmed on Monday what was surely never in doubt — a 100 percent, no-abstention victory for leader Kim Jong Un in the country’s stage-managed parliamentary election. According to unnamed sources that live North Korea, there were some people that voted against Kim Jong Un, but there are identities won’t be known until their remains are identified through dental records.