Modernhumansnobrainierthanneanderthalsstudyfinds

BREAKING NEWS – Leiden, Netherlands – Wil Roebroeks of the Netherlands’ Leiden University and Dr. Paola Villa of the University of Colorado Museum of Natural History, are in agreement on how Neanderthal men managed to maintain such good teeth. They both believe it was a combination of them rarely eating anything that was sweet, not participating in hockey games, and avoiding angering a feisty wife.