BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – The leader of North Korea’s Communist regime Kim Jong Un publicly displays that he respects human rights. He was photographed shaking hands in a cheering crowd, after each of them won a recent “lottery” which guarantees them that for the next six months, they will not be imprisoned or executed for no apparent reason. Approximately two weeks ago, a group of people that had suggested that Kim Jong Un extended it from six months to nine months, were arrested and have been seen or heard from since.