BREAKING NEWS – Tehran, Iran – Iran says it has “succeeded” in copying an American drone it captured in 2011 and will soon take the replicated aircraft on a test flight. “Our engineers for the most part, succeeded in breaking the drone’s secrets and copying the US RQ-170 Sentinel”, said Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. He then explained that due to their budget constraints and inferior technology skills, their version is made of Styrofoam, it flies at almost 15 miles per hour, and has the capacity to drop ping pong balls on soft targets, such as any species of enemy ants.