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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – During a press conference, the President of PETA Ingrid E. Newkirk, states that even though she has gotten thousands of complaints, she affirms that the objective of her organization does not include Carter’s Pet Depot’s latest product that they now have on sale.