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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Sickweather, a Baltimore-based company, recently conducted a study of data collected by their patent-pending process to qualify reports of illness from social media. This data was then used to identify the Top 10 Sickest States in 2014, and the Top 10 Healthiest States in 2014. Sickweather’s data scientists analyzed social media reports of allergies, flu, cough, colds and fever from January through October to determine the following:

Top 10 Sickest States:

STATE- SICK REPORTS PER THOUSAND
Kansas- 3.96
Nevada- 3.26
Kentucky- 3.25
Texas- 3.10
West Virginia- 2.99
Oregon- 2.95
Indiana- 2.91
Oklahoma- 2.72
Massachusetts- 2.63
Nebraska- 2.48

Top 10 Healthiest States:

STATE- SICK REPORTS PER THOUSAND
Idaho- 1.16
New York- 1.16
Mississippi- 1.22
Montana- 1.24
Vermont- 1.38
Washington- 1.39
Maine- 1.39
New Jersey- 1.41
New Hampshire- 1.48
Utah- 1.48

The states with the highest percentage of mentally ill people was Florida, due to their high amount of elderly retirees with Dementia. And in a close second, California, because of their overwhelming number of self-absorbed shallow citizens with warped world views, that are completely devoid of morals, scruples, and reality.