BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Physicians are now demanding the removal of ‘Dr. Oz’ from the Columbia University faculty, citing his “egregious lack of integrity” for promoting what they call “quack treatments.” This included telling people that instead of spending money on an expensive health plan, to just eat an apple a day, to stop young children from wetting the bed, hypnotize them into believing that the next time it happens they’ll drown, and getting acupuncture can alleviate the internal pressure of the body when a person has gas.