BREAKING NEWS – Malibu, California – An unnamed Kardashian is now alleging that Bruce Jenner is currently “conning the entire nation”, simply because he felt he wasn’t getting enough camera time on the reality show “Keeping up with the Kardashians”. The source said that the truth to the matter is that Bruce actually loves being a man, however he plans on getting even more attention next year because he plans competing in the 2016 Olympics in both men and women’s decathlon. They said he also plans on doing the same thing in the 2020 Olympics, providing that he stays in shape and doesn’t get pregnant.