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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More and more people are accusing the ACLU for pushing “political correctness” too far. They are now taking the position, that any person that oversees the maintenance of chickens, cows, and pigs, and also identifies with being both male and female, should be referred to as “trans-farmers”.