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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Now that former President Hosni Mubarak has resigned, anti-government protesters in Cairo’s Tahrir Square wave their shoes, demanding that Vice President Omar Suleiman immediately lift Egypt’s ban on Dr. Scholl’s Foot Powder.