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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Dr. Melba Vasquez President of the American Psychiatric Association, states that she is now backing the position of a growing number of psychiatrists. Which is, because many of them are not being compensated for services rendered, they are now mandating that all suicidal patients start paying in advance.