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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the Washington Generals were defeated in their most recent game against the Harlem Globetrotters, which is now approaching nearly 2000 losses in a row, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder launches an investigation to determine if any of the games were fixed.