BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – United Airlines flight 724 was forced to turn around about two hours into its flight and head back to Honolulu, because the aircraft didn’t have enough fuel to make it to San Francisco International Airport safely. “We do this all the time and this is the first time the passengers found out”, said United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz. “Our goals is to get the plane to within at least 50 miles from the coast of California, if not all the way there. Our dedicated flight attendants fully instruct the passengers on how to use the seat cushions as flotation devices if we ditch, but it’s up to the individuals to bring their own shark repellent.”
