I am not as nearly as shy around a very attractive female as I was when I was a teenager. If I had a time machine, and could temporarily go back into time to just be near the prettiest girl in my high school that I also had a crush on, I know exactly what I would say to really “wow” her. I would calmly say to her with confidence while we were in our classroom “When you attend our high school reunion 25 years from now, you’re going to look hideous.” Hopefully if she remembers me saying that, she’d be impressed with my ability to accurately predict the future.
