BREAKING NEWS – London, England – For the first time since at least 2001, people around the world are drinking less than they used to. The latest tally of global alcohol sales by the market research firm Euromonitor International found that sales fell in 2015 for the first time since the firm started tracking sales 14 years ago. They strongly believe that the drop is caused by people worldwide who are monitoring the ongoing drama in the current U.S. presidential election which has gotten so chaotic, “that individuals feel drunk due to the daily mudslinging madness, which gives them the sensation they are in a dizzying alternative world of reality.”
