BREAKING NEWS – South Burlington, Vermont – Ben & Jerry’s launched a new flavor, and a new voting rights campaign, to raise awareness about the transgender bathroom controversy. The new flavor, Empower Mint, is a peppermint-forward ice cream base with generous swirls of fudge and chunks of chewy brownie. They maintain that anyone who says they are transgender, should be allowed to go in any bathroom they want, whether it is at a school, a store, or a restaurant. So far, the new ice cream that has been promoting making all bathrooms accessible to everyone, has been endorsed by pedophiles, sexual predators, and people with a warped sense of humor that has a GoPro Camera and a youtube account.
