BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The politically correct ACLU is now demanding some changes at Parker Brothers who makes “Monopoly”, for them to rename “Oriental Avenue” to “Asian Avenue” so they would be more culturally sensitive. They want “Indiana Avenue” renamed to “Native American Avenue”, they want “Boardwalk” renamed to “Rich White Republicans”, and they are also suggesting for them to add handicap spots at Free Parking.
