BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – It was initially reported last week that fired NPR President Vivian Schiller and senior vice president Ron Schiller were not related. But according to a stunning internal memo that has just been made public, the real reason for the terminations, is because the two of them were discovered to be one in the same person, and he/she wanted a second paycheck to donate it to left wing causes and to liberal politicians. Schiller was finally exposed at a staff meeting after rushing to get dressed one morning, and unfortunately wore to work, a shirt, tie, and jacket, along with a dress and some stiletto heels.