BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Barry Bonds tells the press that the steroid allegations against him is a big misunderstanding. He stated that there is an simple explanation for his growth, which included his hat size. Bonds explained that for years, he had been rubbing a creamy solution all over his entire body to keep his skin soft and smooth, but he later discovered that the ingredients were 40% Jergen’s Lotion and 60% yeast.