BREAKING NEWS – North Vernon, Indiana – An Indiana sheriff’s office took a “bite out of crime” when they caught a woman wearing a set of dentures “that clearly were not hers” at her own probation meeting. Earlier that day, someone reported that a woman, identified as Joann Childers, from Jennings County, stole her teeth and accused her of wearing them around. A probation officer who later met with Childers said she noticed she was wearing the set of pearly whites, which “may be the stolen teeth.” She later contacted the NRA hoping they would defend her, but was told that she was mistaken when she assumed they got involved with “gum” control.
