BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The landslide recall of three left-wing San Francisco school board members last week has media outlets across the country wondering about the wider political implications and how powerful a voting block of angry parents could be in November.
Progressives Alison Collins, Gabriella Lopez and Faauuga Moliga lost their seats, with more than 70% of votes in favor of removing them last week. Mayor London Breed, D., who supported the recall, is now tasked with replacing them.
“I have no idea who I would get to replace them,” Breed began. “San Francisco has a very high concentration of uneducated homeless people, and I’d rather appoint a couple of them into those slots, instead of being forced to choose from the other 800, 000 weirdos that lives in this morally bankrupt foul smelling city.”