BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Ronald McDonald and Bozo announce that they will run for Congress in November. They both stated, that considering what America currently thinks of politicians in Washington, D.C., they should easily fit right in.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Ronald McDonald and Bozo announce that they will run for Congress in November. They both stated, that considering what America currently thinks of politicians in Washington, D.C., they should easily fit right in.