BREAKING NEWS – Birmingham, Alabama – In an unprecedented statement, Newt Gingrich vows to continue campaigning for the GOP nomination, even if someone else is selected. Washington insiders admire his convictions but are now questioning his sanity.
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BREAKING NEWS – Birmingham, Alabama – In an unprecedented statement, Newt Gingrich vows to continue campaigning for the GOP nomination, even if someone else is selected. Washington insiders admire his convictions but are now questioning his sanity.