BREAKING NEWS – Bemidji, Minnesota – GOP candidate Rick Santorum stops by the Woolen Mills store that makes his trademark sweaters. Santorum told the employees that thanks to them, he now has very strong nationwide support from nerds.
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BREAKING NEWS – Bemidji, Minnesota – GOP candidate Rick Santorum stops by the Woolen Mills store that makes his trademark sweaters. Santorum told the employees that thanks to them, he now has very strong nationwide support from nerds.