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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – During a meeting with his staff, an angry and animated Mitt Romney repeatedly pounds his fist on the table. He orders his staff to figure out a way to permanently get rid of the surging Rick Santorum, and to make it look like an accident.