BREAKING NEWS – Bemidj, Minnesota – GOP candidate Rick Santorum states that he has no problem with young children making his trademark sweaters at factories in China, because it proves that their parents aren’t using contraceptives.
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BREAKING NEWS – Bemidj, Minnesota – GOP candidate Rick Santorum states that he has no problem with young children making his trademark sweaters at factories in China, because it proves that their parents aren’t using contraceptives.