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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Devout Mormon Mitt Romney, finally spoke at a town hall meeting regarding marriage, and stated that he has no problem with polygamy. He added, that if he gets elected, he will try to get the Constitution to specifically define marriage as a formal union between a man and at least five women.