BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – MTV confirms that “Snooki” from “Jersey Shore” is indeed pregnant. Pediatricians and psychologists both agree, that the baby should be at Snooki’s intellectual level by the time it starts teething.
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – MTV confirms that “Snooki” from “Jersey Shore” is indeed pregnant. Pediatricians and psychologists both agree, that the baby should be at Snooki’s intellectual level by the time it starts teething.