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BREAKING NEWS – Reemkholi, Nepal – According to the Guinness Book of World Records, 21.5 inch tall Chandra Bahadur Dangi is the world’s shortest adult. He says he stays healthy by walking 45 minutes a day, which consists of going up and down a plank, twice.