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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Both Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney state that they plan on filing a complaint with the Illinois Attorney General against the city of Chicago. They both allege that the ballot boxes in the Windy City cemeteries are discriminatory, because it only allows dead democrats to vote.