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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After less than a complete season, Oprah Winfrey fires Rosie O’Donnell from OWN. A spokesperson for OWN stated that Oprah felt compelled to cancel the show, when she finally realized how ugly Rosie was without make-up.