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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – The captain of a commercial ship bound for India has been handed some large fines for ignoring previous warnings. The Indian government maintains that they have repeatedly told the captain, to never allow the majority of the obese members of his crew to be on one side of the ship at the same time.