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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – For the first time in nine years, Oprah Winfrey did not make the Time Magazine List of the 100 Most Influential People. Oprah explained that the reason why she is no longer on the list, is because since she left her show, God stopped coming to her asking for advice.
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