BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Legal experts nationwide are stating that they are baffled over the most recent comment made by U.S. Attorney Eric Holder, at the 2012 National Lawyers Convention. Holder tells them that over the next four years, he would like to see a law passed that would make it illegal to commit a crime. His staff later defended his comment by stating, “In this great nation, it’s not against the law to say something extremely stupid.”