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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – GOP nominee Mitt Romney is pictured carrying three pizzas to a nearby family, in attempt to court Italian voters. Later in the day, he tried to get the endorsement of the Mafia, by delivering three more boxes. Two had pizzas, and one had a machine gun.
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