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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – The real reason why the Kentucky Derby and Preakness winner “I’ll Have Another”, gets scratched from the Belmont is finally made public. The politically correct ACLU, demanded that the horse withdraw from the race after it was overheard making some racially insensitive comments about zebras.