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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A top leader of Al Qaeda Abu Yahya Al-Libi, was killed by a U.S. drone, while riding as a passenger in a car, talking on his cell phone. According to the CIA who was monitoring his communications, the last thing Al-Libi said when he saw the drone following him was, “Can’t this KIA go any faster?”