BREAKING NEWS – Jiuquan, China – The Chinese version of NASA, announces that they are right on target for meeting their primary objective, which is by the end of 2015 to have a Panda Express restaurant in outerspace.
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BREAKING NEWS – Jiuquan, China – The Chinese version of NASA, announces that they are right on target for meeting their primary objective, which is by the end of 2015 to have a Panda Express restaurant in outerspace.