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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – GOP candidate Mitt Romney is now being accused of pandering, after speaking at the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Official’s annual conference. He tells the predominately Latino crowd that if he is elected, he will rename the presidential jet, “Air Force Juan”.
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