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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – Enrique Pena Nieto of the Revolutionary Institutional Party, gets elected as President of Mexico. He said the economy will be his top priority, and he promised to work tirelessly to bring down the high cost of shipping drugs to America.
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