BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder states that he plans on attending the funeral of the late Andy Griffith. He knew Griffith when he was a criminal defense attorney in Mayberry, North Carolina, and actually lived near the famous sheriff. Holder was well known for defending Otis Campbell against charges of public intoxication, maintaining that there has never been compelling evidence to prove that his client has ever been drunk.