BREAKING NEWS – Newton, Massachusetts – After former Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank’s recent same sex wedding, Mr. Bubble and Mr. Clean announce that they are engaged. They said thanks to Frank, they no longer feel dirty.
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BREAKING NEWS – Newton, Massachusetts – After former Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank’s recent same sex wedding, Mr. Bubble and Mr. Clean announce that they are engaged. They said thanks to Frank, they no longer feel dirty.